{"product_id":"9781789465686-the-girl-the-penguin-the-home-schooling-and-the-gin","title":"The Girl, The Penguin, the Home-schooling and the Gin","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-short-description text-large\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA relatable, funny and affectionate parody of the million-copy bestseller,\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Boy, The Mole, The Fox and The Horse\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e- for our times and for parents everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e'It's alright,' said the Penguin in exactly the sort of way that Penguins don't. 'This is the only book you'll ever need to find complete happiness.'\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBecause it's been a bit of a trying time, hasn't it? You now know that your eight-year-old is better at maths than you. And English. And at not crying during schoolwork. And the only way to get through it with a smile has been to buy all the booze, wear all the pyjamas and try and make the supermarket delivery person your new best friend, through the letterbox, without screaming at them.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut don't worry, here to paper over all the cracks in your pickled soul is a touching book, full of tender animal friends, lots of pretty pictures and not too many words. A book for our times - to remind us all of the precious joy that is having all the family together, non-stop, twenty-four hours a day.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOwning it will make you happy. Giving it to other people will make you seem kind. Reading it will remind you that you're nearly out of gin.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Bonnier Publishing Australia","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40365227049096,"sku":"9781789465686","price":19.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0371\/3443\/4440\/products\/the-girl-the-penguin-the-home-schooling-and-the-gin-9781789465686-716660.jpg?v=1690125116","url":"https:\/\/littlelostbookshop.com.au\/products\/9781789465686-the-girl-the-penguin-the-home-schooling-and-the-gin","provider":"The Little Lost Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}